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miscsyntique:

Cuccos, blue shells, and bees.

No one is safe. We’re all going to die.

The trinity of death has been announced

falcnpunch:

"be my hat boy"
"no fadda"
"what did u seh to me"

falcnpunch:

"be my hat boy"

"no fadda"

"what did u seh to me"

kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

ruinedchildhood:

This Ice Cream Truck Too Turnt Right Now

afewdrunkcaptains:

debt:

united steaks of america

afewdrunkcaptains:

debt:

united steaks of america

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sockzombie:

okay so i posted this picture of the moon in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle as a joke on FaceBook.

imageand somebody LITERALLY thought that was the real fucking moon and SAVED and reposted this. they didn’t even “share” it!!

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THIS GAME CAME OUT IN 2001. 

HE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL

good job sega.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


Well excuse me.

Well excuse me.