this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.


my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage


secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you


if this isnt the EXACT plot of the movie i will be MAD